Book info card Das Ultimative Klobuch Für Elvis-Fans: Love Me Tender

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Das Ultimative Klobuch Für Elvis-Fans: Love Me Tender - Drück Please Fester
Friedrich, Finn (2025)

FlipFlop , Germany
paperback , 104 pages , 22.9 x 15.2 x 0.7 cm
ISBN-10: 3-695-39404-8 , ISBN-13: 978-3-695-39404-3

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Language:	German
Description:	They say everyone is king on the throne. But what if the throne is made of porcelain and the true King of Rock 'n' Roll provides the reading material? This book, "The Ultimate Toilet Book for Elvis Fans: Love Me Tender - Please Push Harder", proves it: Elvis may have left the building, but his spirit lives on in the bathroom. This book is perfect for: * Anyone who knows that the hip swivel shouldn't stop, even when washing your hands. * Fans who admire the King with a wink and can chuckle at his quirks. * Those looking for the perfect gift that's guaranteed to rock harder than a singing mug. The book is a humorous tribute to the King, especially for those quiet moments of the day. With witty text and fitting illustrations, it gilds the everyday life of every fan and transforms the bathroom into a personal Graceland. When you buy this book, you can look forward to: * Satirical instructions, from frying the legendary peanut butter and banana sandwich to the perfect karate chop for tearing off the toilet paper. * Absurd guides on how to style the perfect pompadour without gel or how to scan your shower curtain for suspicious shadows. * Pseudo-scientific treatises on the aerodynamics of sideburns and the true meaning of the TCB flash in the bathroom. * Witty life lessons on fashion, music, and how to deal with skeptics who claim Elvis is no longer with us. This book is more than just reading material; it's a way of life. It turns every trip to the toilet into a mini comeback special. Time to take the throne and do business in style—Taking Care of Business, indeed. Source: Amazon.
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